谁能帮我用英语翻译下面对白,要配合搞笑情景!谢谢
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Both sit down

Greet: hello, what is your name

Romeo: hello, my name's Robert

Greet: what? "ruobo tou"? Ha ha ha ha

Luo: (angry) what "ruobo tou"? My name is Robert! How about you, what to call?

Greet: haha, I'm He PiFu

Romeo: what? happy fool? Ha ha ha ha, very funny

Greet: can you speak Chinese?

Romeo: no

Greet: ha ha, you 'resolame ~ it seems we can't communicate

Romeo:...

The next day ...

The third day ...

After that He would ask ROM. if he can speak Chinese everyday,and then make fun of him

Until one time ROM went to learn Chinese

To meet the Christmas, learn Chinese half-price! 15 days crash

ROM (thought for a long time) : I want to learn the cheapest

Teacher: ok, come with me

Teacher: ā

Luo: a:

Teacher:... Then we learn the word"你" in Chinese, n ǐ

Romeo: ni

Teacher: ok, listen, I read once again, n ǐ

Romeo: ni

Teacher: ok, good

15 days later...

ROM (excitement) : I have something to tell you, I have learnt Chinese!

Greet: I have something to tell you,too. I actually cannot speak Chinese

Romeo: what?

Greet: I said I cannot speak Chinese

Romeo: Chinese? You can't?

Greet: yes

ROM scroll up the book

Greet: what do you want?

Romeo: I want to kill you

ROM jump dozen He...

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