求一个五分钟内英语搞笑小品剧本要求五分钟内,搞笑,英文,对白简单易懂
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A:I think I’clever than you.

B D:really?Don't you know I'm a doctor(博士)

C:That'nothing. Doctor’s Chinese meaning is the same as the spider(蜘蛛) in chinese.

B D:Well,if you can answer our two quiestions you must clever than me.

A C: OK

B:who is closer(更近)with you ? your mother or your father?

A:let me think... mother because father is further.

D:why is a river rich?

c:so easy! because it always has two banks(银行、岸)

AD:oh! my god! we can't say anything now!