Jim was not bad at school,but he was not clean.His face and hands were always dirty because he washed them with water only.He never used soap.
Jim had an aunt.One day she went to see him.She looked at Jim and said,”Jim,I can tell what you ate for breakfast this morning.” Jim looked at his aunt and said,What did I have for breakfast this morning?” “You had eggs,” said his aunt.“Your face and mouth tell me that.”
“Eggs?” said Jim,“I didn’t have eggs today and I didn’t have eggs yesterday.I had eggs the day before yesterday.”