Blind Date
相亲（笑话）
After being with her all evening,the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date.Earlier,he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave.When he returned to the table,he lowered his eyes,put on a grim expression and said,"I have some bad news.My grandfather just died.""Thank heavens," his date replied."If yours hadn't,mine would have had to!"
和相亲对象呆了一晚上后,男人再也受不了了.他事先安排了个朋友给他打电话,这样他就能借故先离开了.当他回到桌边,他垂下眼睛,装出一副阴沉的表情,说：“有个不幸的消息,我的祖父刚刚去世了.”“谢天谢地!”他的约会对象说,“如果你的祖父不死,我的祖父就得死了!”
I know who god is!
A boy says to her mother,"Mom,is God a man or woman?"
The mom thinks a while and says,"Well,son,God is both man and woman."
The son is confused,so he asks,"Is God black or white?"
The mother replies,"God is both black and white,honey."
The son,still curious,says after a while,"Is God gay or straight,mommy?"
The mother,getting a little worried,answers,"Son,God is both gay and
straight.
The son thinks about it,and his face lights up when he thinks he finally has
answered his question:"Is God Michael Jackson?"
儿子：妈妈,上帝是白人还是黑人?
妈妈：宝贝,上帝是白人也是黑人!
儿子：那上帝是男人还是女人?
妈妈：宝贝,上帝是男人也是女人!
儿子：哦.我知道了,上帝是迈克尔·杰克逊!
