P37.
Mother:Have some meat,sandy.
Sandy:Thanks,mum.
Mother:And have some pottoes.Help yourself.
Sandy:OK.mum.
Mother:Do you want any bread,sue?
Sue:No thanks,mum.
Sandy:May I have some gravy please?
Mother:Of course.Pour it over youself.
Sandy:Pour it over myself?
Mother:Over your food,silly!
Pour.Gravy.Yourself.Food.May.
P39.
Mother:You must have a haircut,Sandy.Your hair’s very long.
Mother:Go to the barber’s mow.
Sandy:All right,mum.
Mother:Here’s some money.
Sandy:Thanks,mum.
Barber:Who’s next?
Bald man:I am.
Barber:Do you want to have a haircut,sir?
Bald man:A haicut!Of course,not!
Bald man:I want to have a shave!
Haircut,barber’s,shave,of course not!
P41.
Mr Crisp:What are those boys doing?
Mr May:They’re having a fight.
Mr Crisp:Now ,now,boys!
Mr May:Break it up!
Mr ay:Go and have a wash,all of you!
Sandy:Let’s have a wash,Billy.
Billy:We’re hot and dirty.
Sandy:Billy!Look in the mirror!
Billy:Why,Sandy?
Sandy:Because you have a black eye!
Fight.Break it up!Now,mirror,
