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One of my favorite teachers at Southeast Missouri State University in Cape Girardeau was known of his droll sense of humor.Explaining his ground rules to one freshman class,he said,"Now I know my lectures can often be dry and boring,so I don't mind if you look at your watches during class.I do,however,object to your pounding them on the desk to make sure they're still running."
基本原则
位于吉拉多海角的密苏里东南州立大学有一位我非常喜欢的老师,他奇特的幽默感很是出名.在对一个新生班级讲解他的基本原则时,他说：“我知道我的讲课可能经常会枯燥乏味,了无生趣,所以如果你们在上课时看表我并不介意.不过我坚决反对你们将表在课桌上猛敲看它们是不是还在走.”
