求多则简短英语冷笑话
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1

Q:Why did the man throw a bucket of water out the window?

A:He wanted to see the waterfall.

2

Q:Why did the man throw the butter out the window?

A:He wanted to see the butterfly.

3

Q:Why did the man put the clock in the safe?

A:He wanted to save time.

4

Q:What has two hands and a face,but no arms and legs?

A:A clock.

5

Q:What has a neck,but no head?

A:A bottle.

6

Q:Where is the ocean the deepest?

A:On the bottom.

7

Q:Why did the man throw his watch out of the window?

A:He wanted to see time fly.

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