All:Morning.Good morning.
Paul:(entering from Monica's room) Morning.
Joey:Morning,Paul.
Rachel:Hello,Paul.
Chandler:Hi,Paul,is it?
(Monica and Paul walk to the door and talk in a low voice so the others can't hear.The others move Monica's table closer to the door so that they can.)
Paul:Thank you!Thank you so much!
Monica:Stop!
Paul:No,I'm telling you last night was like umm,all my birthdays,both graduations,plus the barn raising scene in Witness.
Monica:We'll talk later.
Paul:Yeah.(They kiss) Thank you.(Exits)
Joey:That wasn't a real date?!What the hell do you do on a real date?
Monica:Shut up,and put my table back.
All:Okayyy!(They do so.)
Chandler:All right,kids,I gotta get to work.If I don't input those numbers,...it doesn't make much of a difference...
Rachel:So,like,you guys all have jobs?
Monica:Yeah,we all have jobs.See,that's how we buy stuff.
Joey:Yeah,I'm an actor.
Rachel:Wow!Would I have seen you in anything?
Joey:I doubt it.Mostly regional work.
Monica:Oh wait,wait,unless you happened to catch the Reruns' production of Pinocchio,at the little theater in the park.
Joey:Look,it was a job all right?
Chandler:'Look,Gippetto,I'm a real live boy.'
Joey:I will not take this abuse.(Walks to the door and opens it to leave.)
Chandler:You're right,I'm sorry.(Burst into song and dances out of the door.) "Once I was a wooden boy,a little wooden boy..."
Joey:You should both know,that he's a dead man.Oh,Chandler?(Starts after Chandler.) Monica:So how you doing today?Did you sleep okay?Talk to Barry?I can't stop smiling.
Rachel:I can see that.You look like you slept with a hanger in your mouth.
Monica:I know,he's just so,so...Do you remember you and Tony DeMarco?
Rachel:Oh,yeah.
Monica:Well,it's like that.With feelings.
Rachel:Oh wow.Are you in trouble.
Monica:Big time!
Rachel:Want a wedding dress?Hardly used.
第一季里面的,没找到全部为男性的对白
