Women have more imagination than men.They need it to tell ushow wonderful we are.Women have their faults.Men have only two:Everything they say; Everything they do.A successful man is onewho makes more money than his wife can spend.A successful womanis one who can find such a man.The Style Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.Women somehowdeteriorate during the night.When women are depressed,theyeither eat or go shopping.Men invade another country.It's awhole different way of thinking.A man is a person who will paytwo dollars for a one-dollar item he wants.A woman will pay onedollar for a two-dollar item that she doesn't want.Love Men always want to be a woman's first love.Women have a moresubtle instinct:What they like is to be a man's last romance.The only way to understand a woman is to love her - and then itisn't necessary to understand her.To women,love is anoccupation.To men,a preoccupation.To be happy with a man youmust understand him a lot and love him a little.To be happy witha woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her atall.Marriage A woman marries a man expecting he will change,but he doesn't.Aman marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.Men marry because they are tired; woman because they are curious.Both are disappointed.A woman worries about the future until shegets a husband,while a man never worries about the future untilhe gets a wife.A woman will always cherish the memory of the manwho wanted to marry her; a man,of the woman who he didn't.Thereare two times when a man doesn't understand a woman - beforemarriage and after marriage.Husbands Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy.One is tolet her think she is having her own way,and the other is to lether have it.Married men live longer than single men,but marriedmen are a lot more willing to die.Any married man should forgethis mistakes - no use two people remembering the same thing.Wives Some husbands are living proof that a woman can take a joke.Husbands are like cars:all are good the first year.The Battle A woman has the last word in any argument.Anything a man saysafter that is the beginning of a new argument.On Men If you women knew what we were thinking,you'd never stopslapping us.Men are like animals,but they make great pets.Canyou imagine a world without men?No crime and lots of happy fatwomen.On Women Women have two weapons - cosmetics and tears.Women may be theonly group that grows more radical with age.God made man beforewoman to give him time to think of an answer for her firstquestion.