When my junior high school of time, physics class physics teacher ask me: you say, how to change track? I: according to < < > > said if the person diamond sutra in YangShi light do bad things will change after the death of ghost! Originally the teacher is speak satellite how to change track!In history by the teacher, the teacher sleep wake up to ask me: "princess wencheng marry who?" Wang small voice told me: "the songtsen gampo decided." I didn't listen to pure, mouth will answer: "the song dynasty cadre." Later history has never gone into.One day, I came back from the barber shop to be cool, opened the door, the girl exclaimed: "since the cool dude to also!" I'm embarrassed NaoNao head: "where!!!!!!!!!! Just cut where a cool head just." Happened to the principal, the no-nonsense aside from through said: "pick up a pair will JiaoGong!" Our brain immediately!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That it's nothing, I walked to the dormitory, from the girl dormitory building, see the walking under a good friend, loudly bragging about said, look, I cut a cool head. The second floor right out of a girl for, my trousers, you found was my trousers……………………。 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!The next day the exam, the living creature teacher for a covered birds. Then he put the bird legs exhibited to students to guess what this is a bird. I really don't know, he made BaiJuan. The teacher a look very angry, he asked: "why do you match? What's your name?" Once I listen to, spirit shout of the leg were rolled up, show two legs said: "it's your turn now to guess who I am?" The living creature teacher immediately fell ~ ~My reputation brought me to a lot of trouble. Then all the middle school teacher for the safety of consideration, refuse to accept my entrance. No way, with the key middle school's vision of infinite, I went to the countryside. The country of middle school although conditions is bitter, but without a public opinion pressure, I am also calculate live to live. However is the gold is always to shine, the countryside characteristic of high school and not restrain my silence of the outbreak.A pure chance, I again spell, suddenly rise rapidly occupation, the rural market.One day, I was late, the teacher ask: "you why late today?"I say: "I am with my neighbor uncle hog, so to breeding was late". The teacher is not finish listen to and then the eyes wide with, said: "this thing should let my neighbor uncle to do ah" I don't understand of say: "this thing the boar shall not, my neighbor also are not cattle ah" uncle.It was a quiz, our class and another class after the final competition still no tie. So the last announced the lead way: each class draw sent a representative. Two representatives to guess coin. Guess who the to guess wrong to ask a question, such as the guess wrong answer is correct, then guess wrong person wins. Conversely, the guess where the class set to win. Day spirit, a spirit, the spirit of my job hiding also not line. That was smoke for represent, and successfully guess wrong COINS into the question and answer period. The teacher and the students the nervous up, everyone to look at me with hope. Especially the teacher in charge teacher li, was heavy and said nothing. I also feel that there are some pressure, but not for this, but because my opponent-the WangXiaoFo, WangXiaoFo is our school was the most powerful "masters," he ShouDeXia killer also save the several lives case. It is said that the next President, is locked into its hands. But I have a few minutes of style, because no matter how to say that I was the last of the angry is a character. The questions started.WangXiaoFo hands inserted in pockets, leisurely say: "my mother's cooking for a few eggs in my pocket, you know that there are some?" "Coax!" Surroundings one event. I don't know why everyone is noise, but I know the problems caused my of great interest. The eggs! I almost didn't hear clearly he asked what the problem, I only hear the clear of a "eggs" 2 words. To know a few years in the country suffer little to eat, two eggs that is really delicious. I seemed to see the glistening white and yellow yolk body-it… . "If I got the right answer, will you give me a eat?" I had forgotten what the intelligence contest, what class honour. I am only interested in eggs, eggs! "If you got the right answer, I put the two eggs all to you.""Coax!" Another piece of outcry. I see each other students face a startled, and my classmates a joy, each other to celebrate the victory, miss li to me also to XinYue cast of vision, I don't know what they are happy, but we are all in the occasions I smile, I also embarrassed at them smiled and replied: "is five?"The classmates smile suddenly grinds, gradually, ebb tide generally disappeared. Each other's classmate but suddenly shouted with laughter. This world affairs is really fast changing, the knife, you cry change kung fu smile and smile of variable cry, cry cry smile to me, this also did not know what to do. I haven't enough time to closely studied how it happened. In the confusion up suddenly. See one person on the god, mouth as blood pillar jet, then slowly fell."Miss li!""Miss li!"Is our teacher in charge teacher!!!!! I also hurriedly rushed past. See the teacher complexion deadly pale,With his eyes closed and unconscious. "Is he killed miss li.""Is he.""Is he."Brush!!!!! Brush!!!!! Brush!!!!! Brush!!!!! Scratching noises on spaced scratching noises on!!!!!!!!!!!Bundles of anger as sharp eyes to me to shoot.My at present one blank, ear response a voice: "many long!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Close put a dog person with no duty at all retreat!"Then it is said that Mr Li did not die, just a serious illness, a disease after hospital discharge, he who sees through the world of mortals, in wutai mountain backing monk, and never teach.