有没有两人英语小对话,一定要搞笑,两分钟左右.
2个回答

1A:How do you spell “pig".你怎么拼写pig

B:P-I-G.P-I-G.

A:What?P-U-G?什么?P-U-G?

B:No,P-I-G.I.不是的,P-I-G.是'I'

A:U.

B:I.I (字母I,也有“我”的意思)

A:Yes,you!pig.是呀,我是说“你”嘛,猪!

2一美国老外帮助了一个小朋友后:

小朋友说:Thank you .

老外:Thank you ,too.

小朋友; Thank you three.

老外:What are you thanking for

小朋友:Thank you five .

老外当场晕倒!

3Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents."What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered."You're a good boy," said the mother proudly."Here are two cents more.But why are you so interested in the old woman?" "She is the one who sells the candy." 好孩子 小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱.“昨天给你的钱干什么了?” “我给了一个可怜的老太婆,”他回答说.“你真是个好孩子,”妈妈骄傲地说.“再给你两分钱.可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?” “她是个卖糖果的.”

一、A:Psst!

B:What?

A:What's this in English?

B:It's a watch.

A:How do you spell that?

B:T-H-A-T!

二、A:Do you like broccoli(菠菜)?

B:No,I don't.

A:Do you like carrots?

B:No,I don't.

A:Do you like ice cream?

B:Yes,I do.

A:Great!This is broccoli ice cream.

三、(Today is December 3rd.)

Friends:Supprise(惊喜)!Happy birthday!

Girl:Oh,dear(亲爱的)Thank you so much!

Friends:Are you having a fun birthday?

Girl:Well,no.

Friends:Why?

Girl:Beacuse today isn't my birthday!

四、A:Do you like action movies(动作片)?

B:No,I don't.

A:Do you like comedies(喜剧)?

B:No,I don't.

A:Do you like thrillers(恐怖片)?

B:No,I don't.

A:Well,what kind of movies do you like(那,你喜欢是类型的电影)?

B:I don't like movies!