经典美剧《老友记》中的一段,时间为8分钟左右

人物：ROSS CHANDLER PHOEBE RACHEL

[Scene:Central Perk,Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes.]

Ross:Hi!

Phoebe:Hey!

Chandler:Hey,what have you guys been up to?

Phoebe:Ohh!We went to a self-defense class today!

Chandler:Wow!

Rachel:Yeah,kicking a guy in the crotch all morning really takes it out of ya!

Phoebe:Now,we can kick anybody’s ass!

Rachel:Yeah!

Ross:After one class?I don’t think so.

Rachel:What?You wanna see me self-defend myself?!Go over there (points) and pretend you’re a sexual predator!Go on!I dare ya!

Ross:Well,of course you can defend yourself from an attack you know is coming,that’s not enough.Look,Chandler and I studying kara-tay for a long time,and there’s a concept you should really be familiar with.It’s what the Japanese call (he holds two fingers up to his temple,and he does this every time he says this word) unagi.

Rachel:Isn’t that a kind of sushi?

Chandler:No,it’s a concept!

Phoebe:Yeah it is!It is!It’s freshwater eel!

Chandler:All right,maybe it means that too…

Rachel:Ohh!I would kill for a salmon skin roll right now!

Ross:Y’know what?Fine!Get attacked!I don’t even care!

Phoebe:(deadpan) Come on.We’re sorry.Please tell us what it is.

Chandler:Unagi is a state of total awareness.Okay?Only by achieving true unagi can you be prepared for any danger that may before you!

Ross:(moves closer)It’s one thing being prepared for an attack against like each other; whole another story being prepared for an attack,I don’t know,like a (turns and puts his face close to Rachel’s and screams) surprise!

(Rachel calmly wipes the spittle off her face.)

Ross:All right,you know that one was coming,but that doesn’t mean you have unagi.(Does the finger thing.)

Rachel:(To Phoebe) Ooh!Y’know what?If we made reservations,we could have unagi in about a half-hour.

Ross:Y’know what… (Moves away as Chandler enters,panicked.)

[Scene:Ross's apartment,Ross is coming in from doing his laundry.He starts folding it as Chandler enters.]

Chandler:Hey.

Ross:(not turning around) Chandler.I sensed it was you.

Chandler:What?!

Ross:Unagi.I’m always aware.Then what’s up?

Chandler:Can you help me to give this to Rachel,I cant't find her.

Ross:Ok.

Chandler:Thank you,take care bye!

Ross:Bye.

(Chandler leaves dejectedly.When the door closes Rachel and Phoebe jump out from behind the curtains and scream…)

Phoebe and Rachel:DANGER!

(Ross screams like a little girl.)

Rachel:Ahhhhh,salmon skin roll.(She does the finger thing.)