大学英语竞赛,趣味一点的题有吗?
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Bad apple

A:Oh,my God!What happened?Why are you black and blue?

B:I got beaten by Peter’s brother.

A:That’s a bad apple!Let’s think up a way and teach him a lesson.

Bad apple means:坏蛋

2

A:Give the skates to me!

B:You shut up!

A:If you don’t know how to skate,why don’t you give the skates to me?Don’t be a dog in the manger.

A dog in the manger:占着茅坑不拉屎的人;占有有利条件

却不会利用的人

3

A:It’s strange they should get along so well!

B:That’s nothing unusual.

A:You don’t know much about the couple.One likes to be alone,but the other is a bit of a gay dog.

A gay dog:快活的人

4:

why the super star is so cool?

cos he has a lot of fans

5:

why mother is closer to you than father?

cos father is farther

6

A:Bob refused all his classmate’s invitations.

B:I really couldn’t understand him.

A:He’s surely a hard nut,nobody likes approaching him.

B:We’d better also leave him alone.

A hard nut:冥顽不化的人;无知无觉的人

A:Aunt is scolding uncle again.

B:Don’t worry.Your uncle won’t utter a word back.

A:I didn’t know my uncle is a hen-pecked husband

B:He isn’t.He thinks it’s not necessary to quarrel with women.

a hen-pecked husband妻管严;怕老婆的男人

A:Do you know Mr.Smith?

B:No,but I know of him.He’s a big shot in the local politics.

A:I’m told he’s only a yes-man.

B:Yes,I hate that.At present,what we want is a strong,independent leader,not a bunch of yes-man.

Big shot:要人