Perfect Trade
President Clinton returns to Washington after a trip to his home state of Arkansas.He steps out of the plane carrying two pigs,one under each arm.When he reaches the bottom of the stairs,the Marine sharply salutes him as usual.
Clinton says:"I'd salute you back son,but as you can see my hands are full." The Marine replies:"Yes,sir!Mighty fine pigs,sir!" President Clinton responds:"These aren't just ordinary pigs,actually.They are pure Arkansas Razorback Pigs!"
The Marine replies:"Yes,sir!Mighty fine Razorbacks,sir."
The President says:"I got this one for Hillary,and this one for Chelsea!" 完善的贸易
克林顿总统之后回到华盛顿旅行到他的家乡阿肯色州.他大步走出这架飞机载有两猪,一只胳膊上.当他到达底部的楼梯,海军陆战队员致敬.
克林顿说:“我要问你们回来,但是当你儿子可以看到我忙不过来.”海军陆战队员回答说:“是的,长官!非常漂亮的猪,先生!”克林顿总统的回应:“这并不只是普通的猪.他们是纯阿肯色州Razorback猪!”
海军陆战队员回答说:“是的,长官!极好的鳄,先生.”
布什说:“我这只给希拉里,这是切尔西!”