我需要一篇高中生的简短的英语短文.上课前几分钟在讲台上念的.希望尽快得到帮助.
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I know who god is!
A boy says to her mother,"Mom,is God a man or woman?"
The mom thinks a while and says,"Well,son,God is both man and woman."
The son is confused,so he asks,"Is God black or white?"
The mother replies,"God is both black and white,honey."
The son,still curious,says after a while,"Is God gay or straight,mommy?"
The mother,getting a little worried,answers,"Son,God is both gay and
straight.
The son thinks about it,and his face lights up when he thinks he finally has
answered his question:"Is God Michael Jackson?"
翻译：
儿子：妈妈,上帝是白人还是黑人?
妈妈：宝贝,上帝是白人也是黑人!
儿子：那上帝是男人还是女人?
妈妈：宝贝,上帝是男人也是女人!
儿子：哦.我知道了,上帝是迈克尔·杰克逊!
