英语小报题目:读书2010年4月5日要.
2个回答

Visual Training

The squad were having “visual training”. One smart recruit was asked by the officer to count how many men composed a digging party in a distant field.The party was so faraway that the men appeared as mere dots,but unhesitatinglythe recruit replied:

“Sixteen men and a sergeant,sir.”

“Right;but how do you know there's a sergeant there?”

“He's not doing any digging,sir.”

视力训练

班里正在进行“视力训练”.一个聪明伶俐的新兵被班长叫出来数远处旷野上采掘队的人数.采掘队在很远的地方,那些人看起来只是一些小点儿.但是这个新兵毫不犹豫地回答.

“十六个兵外加一个中士,长官.”

“正确,可是你怎么知道那儿有一个中士?”

“他不干活,长官.”

(英语幽默)